Enter your “Yo Momma” joke by April 9th
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“Yo momma’s so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.”

Now substitute in an SAT vocab word……

“Yo momma’s so corpulent, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!”

We will pick our 10 favorite sentences and put them on the website where your vote will decide the winner!  Entries must be received by Friday,  April 16.  And, please, nothing dirty; it needs to be “clean enough” to share with yo actual momma!

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Here are some more examples:

“Yo momma’s so EMACIATED, she can hula hoop in a fruit loop.”
(Emaciated= extremely skinny in a sickly manner)

“Yo momma’s so VORACIOUS, her blood type’s Ragu.”
(Voracious= ravenous, a gluttonous eater)

“Yo momma’s so REDUNDANT, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.”
(Redundant= using more words  than necessary)

These examples came from The Yo Momma Vocabulary Builder by Heimberg, Schultz & Harwood